Men come from Mars and women come from Venus. How often did you hear someone say that? Sometimes you wish you had a manual for the opposite sex, well for the men reading this site, this is your lucky day! I present to you 9 words women use and the meaning of those words.

“Fine”

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

“Five Minutes”

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

“Go Ahead”

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

*Loud Sigh*

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

“That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

“Thanks”

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

“Whatever”

Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

“Don’t worry about it, I got it”

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to nothing.

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The first time I saw Pearl Jam live was at the Pinkpop festival in the Netherlands in 2000. I had been looking forward to it for months, I was not only counting down the days, but also the hours and minutes until I would see my favorite band.

When the day had finally come I felt really sick, I had a fever and could hardly stand on my legs, but nothing could stop me from seeing this awesome band. Pearl Jam did not let me down, their performance was everything I hoped it would be and even more.

Here is a video of that performance. This is probably one the best versions I have ever heard of Betterman. Enjoy!

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
• It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
• Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
• Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
• If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
• If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
• Some days you’re the bug ; some days you’re the windshield.
• Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
• A closed mouth gathers no foot.
• Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
• There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
• Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.