To all my friends,

As the new year approaches, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me “forwards” over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes ’cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put “Under God” on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

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Some people consider me a b*tch, while others think I am a very lovable pirate chick. I think I am somewhere in between.  Anyway, I thought I take an incredible thorough test to see if I have been naughty or nice this year. Below are the results!

You Were Nice This Year

You Were 25% Naughty, 75% Nice

Okay, so you weren’t *entirely* nice this year, but nobody  expects a modern pirate chick to be perfect.

You were good enough - and you’ll be rewarded for it

Were you a naughty girl or nice girl this year?

Want to find out for yourself? Click here to do the test!

I would like to wish all my blog readers a very merry Christmas.

I hope you all have a wonderful day wherever you are!