First of all: Who came up with the word bloglebrity? My tongue trips over that word! It almost sounds like some sort of disease.

Anyway, if you always wanted to know if you score high in the blog celebrity world, than now is the time to take the bloglebrity test. According to the test I am a B-list blogger.

Unbelievable!!! Married to the lovely Jack Sparrow, a cover on the Playboy magazine, a star on the walk of fame and still a B-list blogger! I bet the person who came up with that test is the same person who invented the word bloglebrity!

Who do you have to screw around here to become an A-list blogger?

Your ad could be here, right now.

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I would like to wish my blog readers an extremely funny, happy, healthy and abundant new year. May all your dreams come to life in 2008.

Of course I  made New Years resolutions, just like the rest of the world who seems to think that resolutions work. My resolutions for 2008 are:

• I will not lick knifes anymore.
• I will not be broke at the end of the month.
• I will not fill my body up with unhealthy foods.
• I will not be a couch potato.
• I will not forget about my friends and stay in contact on a regular basis.
• I will not stalk the people who love me but don’t know it yet.
• I will not test my body combat skills whenever someone makes me mad.
• I will not scream profanity at that d*ck head who cuts me off in traffic.
• I will not scare people with my death stare.
• I will not make fashion statements that no one else seems to understand.
• I will not take life too serious.