Got a complaint about someone or a company, but you are lost for words? Don’t worry, help is just around the corner! At Bigcomplaints.com they will write a complaint letter for you. All you have to do is fill in the details of the person or company you want to send the letter to and bigcomplaints.com will automatically generate a complaint letter for you. Just look at the beautiful complaint letter I received…

My complaint about Mrs. Sparrow

I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. First and foremost, Mrs. Sparrow’s pouty attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Mrs. Sparrow, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That’s why it’s important for you to know that I see how important Mrs. Sparrow’s disgraceful, tactless hijinks are to its faithfuls and I laugh. I laugh because if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you’re wrong. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, find that some of Mrs. Sparrow’s choices of words in its crusades would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted “brain-damaged” for “ultraphotomicrograph” and “meddlesome” for “phoneticogrammatical.” The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Mrs. Sparrow? I had a conversation recently with some unprincipled prevaricators who were trying to intensify race hatred. That conversation convinced me that Mrs. Sparrow is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.

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So this weekend I was sitting outside of a nice cafe minding my own business while I enjoyed a cup of cappuccino when these two guys on another table were staring at me. Since I am married to the lovely Mr. Sparrow I gave them my famous death stare.

But… that didn’t stop them. These slick dudes came over to my table and would not leave me alone. Smooth talking, sleazy compliments, enough to make any sane woman puke. You know how annoying some men can be! So I told them that I wasn’t interested and if they wouldn’t piss off I would send my Jack after them. Fortunately that made them go away.

As a little warning I have included a picture of these guys so you know who to look out for…

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If you love to store your precious pictures in a scrapbook, than you might want to consider digital scrap-booking. Scrapbook supplies can be very expensive if you buy them in a shop. But have you ever thought about digital scrap-booking? These days a lot of shops allow you to bring in a CD with your digital scrap pages that they in turn will print into a book. How cool is that?

Instead of looking all over the Internet for free scrapbook kits, you can go to one site where a huge up-to-date selection of free digital scrapbook supplies are listed. At Scrap-Gratuit.fr you can download heaps of free scrapbook kits, embellishments, alphabets, quick-pages, templates and more. The site is in French, but it is easy to navigate even if you don’t understand the language.

I have already downloaded hundreds of scrapbook kits and embellishments from this site. Scrap-booking is a fun thing to do when you have got some time to spare and a scrapbook is a great gift for anyone.

Scrapbook kit used: Pink paradise by Amelie scrap