Few days back I posted ‘Women’s rejection lines and what they really mean‘ for all the guys coming to this website. In response to that post I will now post the rejection lines most men use when they don’t want anything to do with you and the hidden meaning of these rejection lines.
Let’s be friends
You’re SINFULLY ugly!
I am celebate
You’re too ugly!
It’s not you - It’s me
You’re too ugly!
I don’t date women where I work
You’re too ugly!
I’m concentrating on my career
You’re too ugly!
I’ve got a girlfriend
You’re too ugly!
I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way
You’re too ugly!
My life is too complicate right now
You’re too ugly!
There’s a slight difference in our ages
You’re too ugly!
I think of you as a sister
You’re too ugly!
Source: Office mail
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This post is for all the dudes that come to this blog. Have you ever asked a chick out, but got one of those standard rejection lines? Below you can read the top 10 of rejection lines that women use and most importantly; what women are really trying to tell you between the lines.
Let’s be friends
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it’s that ‘male perspective’ thing.
I am celebate
I have sworn off ‘only’ the men like you.
It’s not you - It’s me
It’s not me, it’s you
I don’t date men where I work
Hey dude, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
I’m concentrating on my career
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
I’ve got a boyfriend
Who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s
I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way
You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon
My life is too complicate right now
I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.
There’s a slight difference in our ages
You are one Jurassic geezer.
I think of you as a brother
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”
A father walks into the bedroom of his daughter and sees a letter laying on the bed. After a little hesitation he decides to read the letter.
Dear Daddy,
You might want to sit down while you are reading this letter.
With pain in my heart I am telling you that I have decided to move out to live with my awesome boyfriend. I am passionately in love with Ahgmed. He is a very friendly guy even though he is covered in piercings, tattoos and has a big motorcycle.
But that is not all; I am pregnant with his child and Ahgmed says that we can be very happy living in a room with the brother of his fathers auntie. Ahgmed wants to have a lot of children and as you know that is also a big dream of mine.
Wearing a burka is also very handy in the sun and helps keep the mozzies away.
I have already learned that marihuana is not an addictive drug and we have decided to grow plants for our own personal use and our friends. Ahgmed is also an active dealer in cocaine and XTC and we have our own production company. We are doing really well for ourselves. We really need the money because we are young and are using a little bit of cocaine and XTC ourselves.
I also would like to ask you to pray that science will find a cure for Aids so Ahgmed can heal from this terrible disease.
And daddy, don’t you worry about me. I am already 14 years old and I am capable of taking care of myself. I know you have always said that you can’t live of love, but now that Ahgmed invites some friends over on a regular basis I can even help Ahgmed with paying the bills.
In a couple of years I will come back to visit you so that you can admire your grand children.
Lots of love from your daughter Janelle
Ps. Daddy, did this letter scare the shit out of you? Of course this letter is just a joke, I am out playing with my friend Courtney. I only wanted to proof to you that there are worse things in life than a bad school report card. You can find it on my night stand…