So this weekend I was sitting outside of a nice cafe minding my own business while I enjoyed a cup of cappuccino when these two guys on another table were staring at me. Since I am married to the lovely Mr. Sparrow I gave them my famous death stare.
But… that didn’t stop them. These slick dudes came over to my table and would not leave me alone. Smooth talking, sleazy compliments, enough to make any sane woman puke. You know how annoying some men can be! So I told them that I wasn’t interested and if they wouldn’t piss off I would send my Jack after them. Fortunately that made them go away.
As a little warning I have included a picture of these guys so you know who to look out for…
The truth about size zero is that I will never be a size zero. I love food too much and I guess I posses a healthy brain that simply forbids me to starve myself and put myself through hell just to look like a body on two sticks. I don’t know about you, but I prefer women to be curvy instead of skin and bones. Are those weight obsessed women really happy and healthy? Find out for yourself…
When people ask me what it is like to live in Australia I always answer in one word: Great! Australia is beautiful; it has a dessert, big rocks in the middle of nowhere, beaches, wild life, tropical rain forest, the great barrier reef and so much more.
But whenever I get the question from some freeloaders (so called) friends if they can stay at my house while they come on holiday (for a free roof over their head, free meals, free tours through the area and whatever else they can think of to improve their holiday in Australia for free), I send them the video below as a reminder to how wonderful Australia really is!