Happy New Year!!!
I would like to wish my blog readers an extremely funny, happy, healthy and abundant new year. May all your dreams come to life in 2008.
Of course I made New Years resolutions, just like the rest of the world who seems to think that resolutions work. My resolutions for 2008 are:
- I will not lick knifes anymore.
- I will not be broke at the end of the month.
- I will not fill my body up with unhealthy foods.
- I will not be a couch potato.
- I will not forget about my friends and stay in contact on a regular basis.
- I will not stalk the people who love me but don’t know it yet.
- I will not test my body combat skills whenever someone makes me mad.
- I will not scream profanity at that d*ck head who cuts me off in traffic.
- I will not scare people with my death stare.
- I will not make fashion statements that no one else seems to understand.
- I will not take life too serious.
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January 4th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Is licking knives a real problem for you? Hopefully it wasn’t a painful lesson. I am anxious to find out how soon it is before you are yelling at the person that cut you off in traffic. I laugh because I accidentally cut someone off this morning. He just happened to be in my blind spot and I tried to look but I swear I didn’t see him. He was nice about it after the horn. I didn’t see any one finger salutes!
Good luck on your resolutions.
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January 4th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Happy new year to you too (though this might come in a little late). Your list of resolutions are the funniest I’ve read so far.
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January 5th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
With a blog named Mrs. Sparrow, you’re going to be even less serious about life?
Actually, I can use that resolution!
Good luck in 2008!
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