Lonely Hearts Ads and what they really mean
For the peeps who look through the lonely hearts ads to search for true love or just a good night out here’s some help in translating those ads.
Adventurous = Likes anal
Athletic = No tits
30 something = 41 years old
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Gets pissed easily
Beautiful face = Face like a robber’s dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband has run off with a younger model
New Age = Hairy and smelly
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing & clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = fat
Cuddly = fat
Likes eating out = Lazy and fat
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May 19th, 2008 at 4:50 am
oh god thass Hilarious!!!!!
oh mano Good One!!
+ sadly so friggin’ True***********
;PPP
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May 19th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Well that was a funny analysis. Maybe sometimes people lie about there virtues, but it will all be found out.
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May 19th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Haha, oh how true!! Is there a way to say something positive in an ad like that? :-0
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May 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am
brilliant !!!
I’m bookmarking this post for a rainy day
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May 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
“Broadminded” = gay, or bi.
May 25th, 2008 at 2:49 am
My wife and I enjoyed these. Pretty funny. Keep it up.
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June 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 am
This is truly hilarious. I the Lonely Hearts Ads title too.
Thanks~ I’ve got Mrs. Sparrow bookmarked.
Ann
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