This post is for all the dudes that come to this blog. Have you ever asked a chick out, but got one of those standard rejection lines? Below you can read the top 10 of rejection lines that women use and most importantly; what women are really trying to tell you between the lines.

Let’s be friends
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it’s that ‘male perspective’ thing.

I am celebate
I have sworn off ‘only’ the men like you.

It’s not you - It’s me
It’s not me, it’s you

I don’t date men where I work
Hey dude, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

I’m concentrating on my career
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

I’ve got a boyfriend
Who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s

I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way
You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon

My life is too complicate right now
I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.

There’s a slight difference in our ages
You are one Jurassic geezer.

I think of you as a brother
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”

Source: Office mail

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